I Had Them First!

I beat Asshole Simpson to them!



I knew it was just a matter of time until they showed up on some Hollywood douche.

So, now I can talk about why we need Obama to defeat McCain or I can talk about those glasses. Let me do a self check on the depth of my intellect. Right. Not deep. So the glasses. I bought them at Bloomingdales at South Coast Plaza. I'd never seen anything like them. They're classic Wayfarers. But clear. And black. They have the most unusual gradient lens I've ever seen on a pair of Ray Bans. So I bought them on the spot as a birthday present in May. And all through NYC and my other travels, I searched for them in stores. You know, to see if they were common. Never saw them. I truly thought that maybe I'd found the only pair. And I was stoked. B-lo, after walking the streets of SoHo with me and noticing seasoned, stylish New Yorkers admiring them, and after hearing young lifeguards comment on how "sick" and "wicked" they are, gave me this advice: "Wear them everywhere for as long as you can. Never take them off. Because someone might find a pair, but there will be no question that you had them first." Good advice, right?

But Ashley Simpson. Come on. I prefer to believe that she was just the first one photographed in them and someone much cooler, say Maddox Jolie-Pitt, actually had them first.

Today's Song: Chasing Pavements, Adele