* * * A PLEA FOR HELP * * *

David Beckham is currently in SLC. To play with Real SLC. That's great and all, but what I NEED TO KNOW is: where is his wife? Is she here too? I need to see her in person. Right. Now.

Everyone - let's pool our collective resources and see if paparazzi picks place her anywhere other than the capital of world culture, Salt Lake City.

Or, erm, perhaps, a certain someone - cough cough Kelly cough cough - has some Rice Eccles connections and could get me into a reception of sorts up there. I know there is one. Please.

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UPDATE!

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Apparently, I am not alone. The Salt Lake Tribune has a "Posh Watch." I am impressed. But disappointed because apparently, she won't be here. Something about Robert Cavalli's Yacht. Slut's too hot for this town apparently. She's worried just the smell of mormon cooking will cause her to gain weight. And now I sound like DListed.

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UPDATE 2!
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I secured an invitation to the reception at the Governors Mansion for the Real Madrid with David Beckham. Will report back on that on Friday.

[Thanks B-Lo]