Friday, June 02, 2006

Caption This Contest.



I am overwhelmed by the level of participation. The winners are:

1st Place - Sara Z.

"I got my first Competitive Toenail Growing trophy in '97, at the Amateur Open. My trainer told me I should go pro---endorsement deals, tours...you know, mo' money mo' money mo' money. I chose to stay amateur until '99, collecting several more trophies in the process. When I went pro, the competition was definitely more fierce so there were no trophies again until the '02 Worlds. Which, of course, I won. This picture is for the shoot I did to promote the TV broadcast. It was my publicist's idea to go with the NBC Peacock theme..."

2nd Place - Aunt

"Honey, I wasn't sure which color of car I should get so i thought I'd give them each a test drive."

8 Comments:

At 02 June, 2006 11:44, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Why are there so many songs about Rainbows and what's on the other side?"

"Honey, I wasn't sure which color of car I should get so i thought I'd give them each a test drive."

Too many freaks, not enough circuses!

 
At 02 June, 2006 11:53, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"An easy way to draw attention away from unsightly cankles."

 
At 02 June, 2006 12:08, Anonymous Anonymous said...

F*&$^%ng hell, HJ.

 
At 02 June, 2006 12:09, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Auntie, this would give Denise the Ballet Dancer, a lot to chew on! EWWW....I just threw up in my mouth.

 
At 02 June, 2006 13:02, Blogger Sara Z. said...

"I got my first Competitive Toenail Growing trophy in '97, at the Amateur Open. My trainer told me I should go pro---endorsement deals, tours...you know, mo' money mo' money mo' money. I chose to stay amateur until '99, collecting several more trophies in the process. When I went pro, the competition was definitely more fierce so there were no trophies again until the '02 Worlds. Which, of course, I won. This picture is for the shoot I did to promote the TV broadcast. It was my publicist's idea to go with the NBC Peacock theme..."

 
At 02 June, 2006 13:52, Blogger b-lo said...

In the words of your beloved Valerie Cherish "I didn't need to see that!"

 
At 02 June, 2006 13:53, Blogger b-lo said...

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At 02 June, 2006 14:08, Blogger Unknown said...

I couldn't come up with a caption because every time I looked at that damn photo I vurped.

 

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