I Don't Want to Get "Dooced"

but I have to share this work-related story.

The paralegal whose cubicle is right outside my office is getting married in July. And the wedding planning is in full effect. Photographer, videographer, dress, rings, invitations - the whole lot, are being arranged all day everyday. Today, I got to see the veil. Apparently, she brought it to work to discuss with other paralegals how she should wear her hair with it. And this part I don't understand: she was saying that she can't wear the veil to work, but might wear the tiara. ("Huh?" you are wondering - well, me too.) I guess she is having her hair done and having a tiara and veil put in for her "bridals." (I think that means pre-wedding bridal pictures.) And they are going to be done on a workday. So, the paralegals are encouraging her to come to work with wedding hair and accoutrements. (I'll be here on time that day.) But she's wary of wearing the veil to work. No problem with the tiara. (This is her third marriage by the way.)

So the point of the story: I can't imagine how poor Jim must have felt on the Office with his Pam planning her wedding (to Roy) at work in front of him. I'd have turned in a complaint on her too.

I make this promise: if the wedding hair, tiara, and veil comes to work, I will sneaky squirrel a picture of that and put it on the world wide web.