Monday, June 19, 2006

Signs, signs everywhere are signs:

Yesterday b-lo and I discussed signs we would like to see posted:

"We are responsible for your lost or stolen belongings."

"Vehicles will be towed at management's expense."

"Appropriate swimwear is required. Except for women."

"Employees are required to wash YOUR hands."

"Tips are discouraged. You paid too much for your coffee."

"Outside food and beverage welcome."

"Alcoholic Beverages ALLOWED."

"Returns and Exchanges ABSOLUTELY allowed with or without receipt."

B-lo, however, wants to keep the "No Running" signs. That's just good policy, she says.

5 Comments:

At 19 June, 2006 07:54, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about "DOGS--ABSOLUTELY!"

 
At 19 June, 2006 09:22, Blogger b-lo said...

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At 19 June, 2006 09:24, Blogger b-lo said...

Georgeory, you sound like Michael Jackson. Unless you were talking about a sign you'd have enjoyed seeing when you were 10. Then I totally agree.

 
At 19 June, 2006 14:20, Anonymous Anonymous said...

An ideal sign would be "Please bring your own pool toys" for public swimming pools.

I would love to see one of those giant king of the mountain things in the middle of a pool and all the kids (myself included) fighting for the right to be at the top. Screaming, yelling, carrying on... Falling off of it onto the cement, bleeding profusely.

What happened to the good old days when a little danger was allowed?

 
At 19 June, 2006 15:06, Blogger b-lo said...

How about instead of automatic tips added to restaurant tabs, "An 18% Discount will automatically be given to parties of 6 or more. Thanks for choosing to dine with us!"

I'd buy extra drinks for that kind of service.

 

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