A Little of This with Some of That

Generally, I'm pretty formal around the workplace. But sometimes, my formality gives out and I get all too casual. To wit, today greeting a group of secretaries in the elevator with, "What up my bitches!"

I dipped into the office candy jar this afternoon, and a co-worker commented: "I didn't peg you as the candy type." I guess I am not an open book after all. And don't watch what I eat.

To my fellow Darts, take a look at this page and contemplate a Twenty Year Reunion.

Fitness tip: I generally get bored running on a treadmill. So to mix it up, I've been alternating two minutes at my regular pace with one minute at a 2mph higher pace. It makes the time go much faster. Perhaps this is interval training?

Macys downtown is still open. They are liquidating their inventory. Everything is 30 to 50 percent off the lowest marked price. However, they are essentially liquidating crap. ("Get your Giorgio of Beverly Hills fragrance, here!"*) Nevertheless, every time I walk through the store I feel compelled to buy the crap. Both because it is on clearance and because it is my last opportunity to buy at that store. Crap reasons for buying crap.

Today's Song: Year 3000, Busted (shamelessly covered (recently) by the Jonas Brothers - who are they?)

*I should note that I regularly wore Giorgio of Beverly Hills for Men when I was in sixth grade. And I am properly embarrassed by that now.